In these days of talk of recession, debt, surge in commodity prices, there is someone that can ensure that our wealth isn’t eaten by moths. I Stumbled upon this revised version of our favorite psalm and revised it a bit more. Read and prosper.
The Lord is my banker; my credit is good.
He maketh me to lie down in the consciousness of omnipresent abundance;
He giveth me the key to his strongbox.
He restoreth my faith in His riches;
He guideth me in the path of prosperity for His name’s sake
Yea, though I walk through rumors of National debt,
I shall fear no evil, for Thou art with me;
Thy ideas of life, they secure me.
Thou preparest a way for me in the presence of the collector;
Thou fillest my wallet with plenty; my measure runneth over.
Surely, goodness and plenty will follow me all the days of my life,
And I shall do business in the name of the Lord forever.
Middle Earth. 